Things I learned

Chinese massage places have something they do where they put a flame under a glass bal and then stick it on your back. this creates a suction effect. it's supposed to remove negative energy. I'm not sure it does, but it does leave bruises and cause swelling, so people that have it look like they have pepperonis on their backs.

I went with a friend to try this. She never had, not had I. She went first, and spent the entire 15 minutes complaining about it. I spent the entire 15 minutes wondering if my hair would be lit on fire.

Then I learned that body hair stops the balls from sticking.

So, if you have back hair, you don't get pointless bruises from a masseuse.