Friday, April 24, 2009

things I learned

When someone turns off the light on their electric bike to save power and drives the wrong way down the street at night, blows a red light, and almost hits you, it is possible to slap them off the bike. The face of a person being slapped off a scooter cannot be compared to any other facial expression.

Also learned that Chinese police are remarkably unsympathetic to people who are slapped off bikes when they almost crash into people in a crosswalk.

And Officer Leung is a handsome, witty charming man. A paragon of virtue, and a credit to Chinese culture. All hail this officer's wise decisions, as we enter an era of slapping

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