Sunday, July 25, 2010

I'm barely literate


I write like
Stephenie Meyer

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!




so filled with rage

Plans

I'll be back in America in about 2 weeks, stay for a month, then return to China.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

life lessons

1. A startled look and yelled curses are one response to vehicles almost hitting you when you cross the street. So is looking in the street to see if there are cars. I recommend the latter.

2. when teaching kindergarten, always choose songs with dances. try to choose dances that involve them falling down.

3. If your girlfriend falls down more than 5 times at a party and you don't persuade her to leave, it is a huge mistake to assume I will keep an eye on her. Except to possibly laugh if she continues to fall down.

4. People falling down=always funny

5. apple wine is sweet, delicious, and refreshing, but a poor substititue for water on sunny days in the tropics.

6. kindergarten students hug their teachers more than college students.

7. If you have a cheerful, helpful foreing Enlgihs teacher and are entered into an English speaking contest, it might be wise to practice with that teacher.

8. if you're in n Englihs speaking contests and choose to speak about the environment, learn how to say the word "environment." It will help a lot.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Something I learned today

The new motorbike is quicker and more agile than the last, making it safer and more fun to drive. The gauges are also slightly different, and it uses power faster than the old one. Leading to learning that it is lighter and easier to push home than the old one, should I run out of power

Monday, June 21, 2010

Now my heart is full

Except for a few episodes that didn't load, I have now seen every episode of the Simpsons. Thanks simpsonsepisodes.com!

Pretty much sums up my holiday

Thursday, June 17, 2010

timing

post that i'm feeling ill, and ten minutes later, someone calls and offers to cook for me. Tuly is awesome.

A day with nothing to do, other than grade a semester's worth of homework. sigh...